How to fail a first datin

            Successful first dating is something expected by most of teenagers. They will do and prepare everything they need only for their successful dating. They don’t care about spending much money and time. In their mind only to create successful dating that can make them happy and can’t sleep a whole night. It is a very common thing and also only a very unuseful thing which only can make headache to think, so we don’t have to do the same thing. We have to be different, right? So that it is very important if you follow these crazy steps.

First, it is the most important thing that you have to do. Make your appearance as bad as possible when you meet him/her for dating. Forget about take a bath and brush your teeth, it is actually not important anymore, don’t use make up and perfume. Your clothe is also important, so you should use different colors for you jeans, shirt, shoes, bag and also your watch until you looked strange and no one will be confident walk with you and your dating partner will hesitant to confess you as him/her partner.

Second, you must decide the place where you want to go by your self without any discussion first. It is very good idea to go to an expensive restaurant. If your boyfriend or girl friend doesn’t agree, you can say that he or she doesn’t really want to have a dating with you and doesn’t really love you. Make her/him interest so much with you with your sweet words that he/she can’t refuse.

Next, after you have succeeded to decide the place to go that is in an expensive restaurant, ask her/him to go to the restaurant first and let her/him waiting for you at least around three hours. Don’t forget to make a call every five minutes to convince him/her that you really want to come but you are still on the way or you are in a traffic jam.

Then, after he/she has been waiting for you for long time and he/she looked so tired and angry, you come to him/her with full of hurry and sit near to him/her with your fast and big breathe and ask him/her to order you some drinks and foods because you are very thirsty and hungry. Eat your foods quickly with both of your hands. While you are eating, ask your boyfriend or girlfriend talking about something he/she doesn’t really like. Make sure that you get the best chance to speak and don’t let your boy friend or girlfriend stop your speech.

The last, maybe your partner will feel so boring and uncomfortable. He/she will try to look for a thousand reasons to leave the place after look at your way to dress, eat, talk and make up. He will feel fidgety with your oily face, unpleasant body smell and unpleasant teeth smell. What you must do for the next is you have to act as you don’t know anything and nothing wrong with you. When he/she begin to give you a critic, you must show that you’re angry in front of the public and don’t ever care about your partner feeling whether she will be shy or not. After that you can leave the place firstly and let your dating partner pay for you foods. I am sure it will be the worst first dating for you and your partner and he/him will never invite you datting again.

 Everyone in this world wants to make a perfect first dating. They need a romantic place, calm and quite situation and the most important is good impression from the outside and inside appearance, but those are too common and of course we need something different, right? So what must we do are follow my crazy tips. It will make you become the real crazy person.